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disenchanted-delusions:

ethantherenegade:

lindsaychrist:

yellow duh

I have to pick one? I can’t just… take em all at once?

Grey pill, I need to keep my shit charged, and I’m not gonna deny I’d jack some vending machines.

I’d take the orange one and start working on languages.

disenchanted-delusions:

ethantherenegade:

lindsaychrist:

yellow duh

I have to pick one? I can’t just… take em all at once?

Grey pill, I need to keep my shit charged, and I’m not gonna deny I’d jack some vending machines.

I’d take the orange one and start working on languages.

(via ruby-white-rabbit)

dajo42:

alternatives to “it was all just a dream”

  • it was all just a story the narrator heard somebody else tell on the bus
  • it was all just somebody rambling after getting their wisdom teeth out
  • it was all just a feature length puppet show
  • it was all just a set of cave paintings
  • it was all just a frighteningly elaborate set of instructions on the back of a microwaveable meal

Nobody get mad if I use one of these

(via mvilashock)

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Capone prided himself as a man with style. If he ever killed someone himself, or one of his henchmen killed an important person, hundreds of dollars worth of flowers was sent to the funeral. In one fight between Capone’s men and another gang, an innocent woman was shot, not fatally, and required hospital treatment. Capone personally paid for all the hospital fees. He also would pay for all children’s hospital bills when he visited.

The criminal you can’t really hate, amirite?

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Capone prided himself as a man with style. If he ever killed someone himself, or one of his henchmen killed an important person, hundreds of dollars worth of flowers was sent to the funeral. In one fight between Capone’s men and another gang, an innocent woman was shot, not fatally, and required hospital treatment. Capone personally paid for all the hospital fees. He also would pay for all children’s hospital bills when he visited.

The criminal you can’t really hate, amirite?

(via ultrafacts)

jayshana:

flawlesstitties:

otherbully1:

internetsgreatesthits:

cutebeam:

softboycollective:

postracialcomments:


A Texas man is under arrest after gunning down a SWAT team member as the officer quietly tried to climb in through the apartment’s window during predawn hours.
Police State USAreports  that a resident fatally shot Detective Charles “Chuck” Dinwiddie as the officer climbed in through a ground level window as part of a “no knock” raid. The officers were there due to suspicion that residents were in possession of controlled substances.
Upon hearing a noise, resident Marvin Louis Guy, 50, opened fire on the unidentified officers, shooting three others as well, although only one fatally.
Guy is currently being held on capital murder charges in connection with Dinwiddie’s death, even though it’s unclear how Guy was supposed to know that the men crawling in through the window were police officers since they hadn’t identified themselves.
The evidence sheet lists a laptop, a safe, a pistol, and a glass pipe, but no drugs were found. Given the evidence, why did police deem it necessary to seek a “no knock” warrant and why did a judge sign off on it?
Very little is known about Mr. Guy, but Dinwiddie left behind two children, all because his SWAT team went creeping into a home where the residents didn’t even have any drugs. Is that the best use of law enforcement tax dollars?
Guy’s bond has been set at $3 million dollars.

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Thank you lieutenantnorals!

"cop breaks and enters with state approval, gets his ass shot"

brah………………. BRUV……………………..

this happened in Texas where it is perfectly legal to shoot and kill someone who is breaking into your home

Literally everybody knows that in Texas you can open fire on someone who comes onto your property without permission. What in the hell did they expect??

Where the NRA at? In the largest pro-gun state of Texass, those second amendment rights only apply if you’re white.

Oh no stand your ground for the homie right???? NO STAND YOUR GROUND FOR THE HOMIE RIGHT????!????!!!!

I will never understand the concept of a “no knock raid”. That’s asking to get shot, it’s not cool and sneaky like on the cop shows.
What’s even scarier is that with criminals suing the owners of houses they broke into because they got them stupid selves shot, more homeowners with guns are accepting that they’ll have to shoot to kill. Seriously, what did these cops expect?

jayshana:

flawlesstitties:

otherbully1:

internetsgreatesthits:

cutebeam:

softboycollective:

postracialcomments:

A Texas man is under arrest after gunning down a SWAT team member as the officer quietly tried to climb in through the apartment’s window during predawn hours.

Police State USAreports  that a resident fatally shot Detective Charles “Chuck” Dinwiddie as the officer climbed in through a ground level window as part of a “no knock” raid. The officers were there due to suspicion that residents were in possession of controlled substances.

Upon hearing a noise, resident Marvin Louis Guy, 50, opened fire on the unidentified officers, shooting three others as well, although only one fatally.

Guy is currently being held on capital murder charges in connection with Dinwiddie’s death, even though it’s unclear how Guy was supposed to know that the men crawling in through the window were police officers since they hadn’t identified themselves.

The evidence sheet lists a laptop, a safe, a pistol, and a glass pipe, but no drugs were found. Given the evidence, why did police deem it necessary to seek a “no knock” warrant and why did a judge sign off on it?

Very little is known about Mr. Guy, but Dinwiddie left behind two children, all because his SWAT team went creeping into a home where the residents didn’t even have any drugs. Is that the best use of law enforcement tax dollars?

Guy’s bond has been set at $3 million dollars.

Source

Thank you lieutenantnorals!

"cop breaks and enters with state approval, gets his ass shot"

brah………………. BRUV……………………..

this happened in Texas where it is perfectly legal to shoot and kill someone who is breaking into your home

Literally everybody knows that in Texas you can open fire on someone who comes onto your property without permission. What in the hell did they expect??

Where the NRA at? In the largest pro-gun state of Texass, those second amendment rights only apply if you’re white.

Oh no stand your ground for the homie right???? NO STAND YOUR GROUND FOR THE HOMIE RIGHT????!????!!!!

I will never understand the concept of a “no knock raid”. That’s asking to get shot, it’s not cool and sneaky like on the cop shows.

What’s even scarier is that with criminals suing the owners of houses they broke into because they got them stupid selves shot, more homeowners with guns are accepting that they’ll have to shoot to kill. Seriously, what did these cops expect?

(via nowyoukno)

I just told my teacher I have a blog.

FfffffffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF—

"Threatens"? My pastor would love one.

"Threatens"? My pastor would love one.

(Source: horsegirlkj, via irn-in-a-vest)

suckcockforsatan:

fuckin’ bananas

I’ve seen this like fifteen times now what on earth is the context here?

suckcockforsatan:

fuckin’ bananas

I’ve seen this like fifteen times now what on earth is the context here?

(via tangarang)

tommyoliverblogs:

skyecandi:

fristjra:

horsenews:

My Little Pony is LOSING right now. 
Get on it.http://www.adweek.com/news/television/and-years-hottest-tv-show-159816

Jerk-off’s stole us an unfair win which would’ve been ours last year anyway, we can let this one slide.

tbh I just voted Gravity Falls
MLP will win because it’s got a wider fanbase but I actually support GF a lot more because of the quality of the cast, writing, art style, etc.
not to say that mlp is bad, I just don’t think it’s better anymore.

As much as I love MLP, lets be honest.It was never better than Gravity Falls.

Oh man, this is hard…

tommyoliverblogs:

skyecandi:

fristjra:

horsenews:

My Little Pony is LOSING right now. 

Get on it.

http://www.adweek.com/news/television/and-years-hottest-tv-show-159816

Jerk-off’s stole us an unfair win which would’ve been ours last year anyway, we can let this one slide.

tbh I just voted Gravity Falls

MLP will win because it’s got a wider fanbase but I actually support GF a lot more because of the quality of the cast, writing, art style, etc.

not to say that mlp is bad, I just don’t think it’s better anymore.

As much as I love MLP, lets be honest.

It was never better than Gravity Falls.

Oh man, this is hard…

favouriteginger:

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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OMG

And this is why some people should not be writers.

(via mvilashock)

fireandshellamari:

I choked so much

Ow ow my stitches ow ow ow

(Source: cyberneticpredacat, via ruby-white-rabbit)