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People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.

I don’t want to go into detail, but a couple months ago something happened to my family that was so sad that I would double over in pain. Sadness can hurt you the absolute most.

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watermelon-crusader:

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watermelon-crusader:

A Jew and a German walk into a bar and have a good time drinking beer together.

A white and a black walk into a bar and have a good time drinking beer together.

An american and a muslim walk into a bar and have a good time drinking beer together.

THE ACTIONS OF YOUR ANCESTORS DON’T AND SHOULDN’T AFFECT THE WAY YOU INTERACT WITH OTHER PEOPLE.

i appreciate the point of this post but Muslims don’t drink beer

Well shit, sorry that was a genuine mistake and I apologize to anyone who got the wrong idea.

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its ok we all make mistakes

I love polite tumblr conversations like this. We should have more,

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racheltastik:

'Horns' Official Trailer

whooooaaa

Good, still hyped for this.

Do I wanna see this for the plot or for Daniel Radcliffe doing an American accent?

Aaaaahhhhh! I wanna see this!

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ultrafacts:

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Good Guy Pepsi doesn’t buy the competition and instead alerts authorities to the theft.

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Good Guy Pepsi doesn’t buy the competition and instead alerts authorities to the theft.

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cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

In all seriousness though, how awful would it be if you were a doctor in an ER and your son came in from a terrible accident that killed your husband?

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cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

I have a love for her that runs deep.

Look at this. This woman is the reason I am making a Twitter account.

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ultrafacts:

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I’m ignoring the marijuana thing to say AWWWWWWW

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I’m ignoring the marijuana thing to say AWWWWWWW

inedible-you:

I really don’t care what kind of blogs you have, This deserves a reblog

If I keep running into posts like these I’m going to have to explain why I’m crying.

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I’ve known her for 12 years and she’s never done this face-plant thing before.
Cat, what are you doing?

I’ve known her for 12 years and she’s never done this face-plant thing before.

Cat, what are you doing?

Looked up stationary on Tumblr hoping to find diy instructions, found a bunch of stationary fans instead.

Everything went better than expected?

Seriously, I want to find a tumblr stationary fan group now.